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Friday, March 12th, 2010Sometimes when a celebrity is out with their chirruns, they protect them from the paps by covering up their little faces. Fishsticks Paltrow isn’t one of those celebrities. While taking little Kumquat and little Rameses (or whatever their names) to school in London this morning, Fishy wasn’t feeling it so she covered up her own […]
Jessica Simpson Is The New Lil' Wayne
Friday, March 12th, 2010Lil’ Wayne recently had to spend a third of his day in the dentist chair, because his dirty ass rotten mouth needed a bunch of root canals. Well, that’s in Jessica Simpson’s future, because she admitted that she hardly brushes her teeth. So now Papa Joe knows why Jessica looks at him funny whenever he […]
Strut Your Shit Down The Hallway
Friday, March 12th, 2010Cue the Charlie Angel’s theme song! Or the Sex and the City theme song! Or the Jawbreaker Strut song. Yeah, let’s go with the latter. So click play below and let it be your soundtrack while you look at pictures of Joe Jonas defying the laws of skinny jeans while shopping at the Grove in […]
Katherine Heigl Is Over This Shit
Friday, March 12th, 2010Katherine Hagel was supposed to return to work on Grey’s Anatomy this past Monday after a 3-month maternity leave….buuuuuuut she didn’t. This explains the deafening cheers that were heard throughout the Los Angeles area on Monday morning.
Michael Ausiello over at EW says that Hagel didn’t show up because executive producer Shonda Rhimes has finally agreed […]
Wrestling Accident My Ass
Friday, March 12th, 2010The long lost twin of a plate of fried cheese, Mickey Rourke, claims he tore his bicep while wrestling in London, which is the reason why he’s wearing a brace on his arm. Somebody up in heaven (I’m talking to you, Bea Arthur) needs to gently hit Loki in the head, because his eyeballs got […]
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 11th!
Friday, March 12th, 2010Lindsay Lohan on the cover of People in the year 2027 after suing Pillsbury for using her likeness in the doughboy character. After all he’s pudgy and covered in white flour. - jppuertorico85
Runners-up:
Victoria’s Seacreature - NoAnjl
Just because you’re wearing fishnet, it doesn’t make you the catch of the day. - Team Valtrex
Spencer’s plastic […]
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Friday, March 12th, 2010BACON JESUS!
Since Banana Jesus has already been blended, swallowed, digested and sent down the sewer tunnel of broken memories, we need a new breakfast messiah. Behold BACON JESUS! I’ve always suspected that the body of Christ is in pieces of delicious bacon, but now we have proof! After drinking a few beers with his […]
Birthday Sluts
Friday, March 12th, 2010Pete Doherty (31)
Eva Herzigova (37)
Aaron Eckhart (42)
Darryl Strawberry (48)
Courtney B. Vance (50)
Marlon Jackson (53)
Ron Jeremy (57)
James Taylor (62)
Liza Minnelli (64)
Al Jarreau (70)
Barbara Feldon (77)
Edward Albee (82)
Presented By Plenty Of Fish
Friday, March 12th, 2010If you’ve got about 65-hours to kill and have already done way more important things like (don’t click on that) playing your goat bagpipes, then hit play above to watch the long ass video for “Telephone” starring The Tuck Master (aka Lady GaGa) and The Wig Whisperer (aka Beyonce). Brace yourself, because Beyonce’s acting will […]
Corey Haim's Cause Of Death Still Not Known
Thursday, March 11th, 2010Corey Feldman ventured into Larry King’s crypt last night to discuss Corey Haim’s death and also to tell people to stop throwing the “overdose” word around. Corey F said that people need to shut their whore mouths until the results of the autopsy come back, because Corey H was in a good place at the […]
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