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Vintage Kim Zolciak
By | July 29, 2009
Someone who went to high school with The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak sent in this truly precious yearbook picture from her freshmen year in 1980. NO, it’s not from 1980. Apparently, she was a freshmen in 1993, so that means she really (WARNING: clear your throat of anything you might choke on) is 30.
This picture might be from 1993, but her hair is straight out of 1987. Bitch’s hair was tardy for the party. Seriously, I can smell the AquaNet (the pink can) and sweat from the hours of teasing with a tube brush wafting off of this picture. Why does the Kim of today cover up the electric youth gorgeousness with a fall made out of hair from fallen Barbies? Kim needs to free the half-dead bleached raccoon on her head and bring this look back! Speaking of half-dead beasts…..
Here’s some pictures from last night’s premiere party for season two of RHOA. Please tell me they caught the criminal who attacked Sheree’s head with a taser gun and Kim’s face with a turkey baster filled with liquid nails. ILLEGAL! Visit Freddyo to witness more Grade A fuckery from last night.
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