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By | April 10, 2009

Who’s the owner of this dark-sided zombie claw?! No, it doesn’t belong to the African baby snatcher - Popbytes

Katie Joel Lee pulled the old “I’m not fucking him, he’s gay!” trick - Celebitchy

Prince wrote a song about Salma Hayek’s magnificent chichis - ICYDK

The Boss responds to being a homewrecking slut, but doesn’t deny it - EW

Somebody please give Peta a handjob with bacon lube, because they obviously need a little attention - Popeater

This new reality show looks a lot like Gossip Girl, but with double the fugly - I’m Not Obsessed

Oh, it looks like the new version of Photoshop came out - Socialite Life

I still can’t condone this. I can’t. - Pink is the New Blog